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The “Job Description” for Google Goats?
Should be capable of:

Mowing the fields…
Clearing the weeds…
And keeping the fire hazards at bay!

I know this sounds absurd… believe me, this is no joke.

The decision has been made to support Google’s so called “low carbon approach” of using goats instead of the lawn mowers (that run on gasoline and pollute the air).

Around 200 goats have been engaged from California Grazing, who eat grass and fertilize the land at the same time (lol… okkkk!)

Is Google saving costs by doing this?
Google says No…

“It costs us about the same as mowing… the goats are a lot cuter to watch than lawn mowers.”

PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals seems okay with the idea of eating grass and looking cute, but they have some concerns as well…

Amy Cook, Assistant Manager of Marketing for PETA pointed out:

PETA has no problem with letting goats do what goats want to do but we do have concerns:

How will the goats be transported?
Will they have access to shelter and shade during storms or hot weather?
Will there be a provision and availability of food and drinking water?
Where will they be housed when they aren’t “working”?
What kind of veterinary care will they receive?
PETA has found over and over that whenever animals are used by a business to make money, corners are cut and animals often suffer as a result. And that really gets our goat, if you’ll pardon the pun. [Source: TechCrunch]

And the response from Niki Fenwick, a Google representative:

“Google takes the wellness of our employees very seriously and we pride ourselves on having a responsive and adaptable culture. The lawn-mowing goats are not, of course, full-time Google employees - but we would certainly respond directly to any concerns about their treatment. I can confirm that during their time in Mountain View, like other Google employees, each goat is entitled to a free organic lunch.”

Free organic lunch eh? Well, good luck… Goats!

Check out more at Official Google Blog: Mowing with goats

Thanks to Devils Workshop.

April Fools' Day 2009 is nearing, here are some links collection for April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, the day for hoaxes and jokes on friends, family members, enemies, and neighbors, is arriving. Here is some April fool sms links April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, although not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, enemies, and neighbors, or sending them on fool's errand, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible.
Do you know that Google has a tradition of perpetrating April Fools' Day hoaxes.
The famous one was in 2008
Adsense for Conversations Google releases Adsense for conversations adsense.blogspot.com/2008/04/introducing-adsense-for-conversations
In 2009 Google Voice May be Google's hoaxes or prank
On March 26, 2009 CNN HeadLine News featured Google Voice that claim a new new Google's features that will allow user to call from any phone or web to any phones. It also claimed that Google Voice can stream lines all of your calls by letting any calls you receives to ring to your cell phones, land phones or your Google Email account. However according to some inner employees of Google, Inc in Mountain View, California, it was leaked that this is one of Google hoaxes during April Fool's Day. check out some Google pranks videos. well but wait Google loves a good April Fool's Day joke. Sometimes the joke is even that it isn't a joke. Take a tour of some of Google's best April Fool's Day jokes, and these are 9 Google April Fool's Day Jokes and Pranks which are real one now.

April Fool SMS, April Fools Day SMS Links

April Fools 2009 Hoaxes, Spoofs and Fakes for April First

Will and Guy's April Fools 2009 Hoaxes April Fools 2009 hoaxes. Here are Will and Guy's predictions of hoaxes that you will see on April Fool's Day 2009. ...
www.guy-sports.com/humor/urban_myth/hoax_april_fools.htm

No joke in April Fool's Day computer worm - CNN.com

This piece of computer code tells the worm to activate on April 1, 2009, researchers at CA found. ... What happens on April Fool's Day is anyone's guess

April Fool SMS collection

April fool sms messages

Funny SMS, April Fool SMS

SMS Jokes - April Fool SMS

Microsoft's Calculator Failed in following calculation.

 

Go to Start-->Run-->type Calc. and Check the following....

 

2704/50 =  54.08                       Works Fine

2704/51 =  53.01960784            Works Fine

2704/52 =  try yourself            Doesn't Work

2704/53 =  51.01886792            Works Fine

2704/54 =  50.07407407            Works Fine

 

Microsoft Calculator Failed

 

Try it .... J

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